Storm Stories
Introduction
Every Storm Constantine fine seems to have a story about how they found themselves
reading their first Storm book or going to their first Storm book
signing or how they tracked down one of her more elusive publications.
The following stories come from fans. Have a story? Send
it to Inception!
Get Your Own
by Andra Stieghorst
Well, here it is; my horror story. It all started back in early
1994ish when I picked up Wraeththu (omnibus edition) at
Barnes & Noble, and was intrigued by what I had in my little sweaty
hands. (I get that way in bookstores; I think it must be from
spinning this way and that way in my excitement. I was never welcome
in libraries -- all that zipping about got on the librarians'
nerves. Some day I'll figure out that is is just not possible
to see/touch everything at once!) I had some difficulty at checkout,
because I couldn't seem to let it go so the clerk could ring it
up.
I snatched the bag out of her hands, and with the package clutched
to my chest, I high-tailed it to my car. I drove home with it
on my lap, locked myself in my room, and was enthralled from the
very first word. I had never read any of Lady Storm's work, and
was thrilled to discover another author I could put on my 'favorites'
list. I was extremely disappointed to not find anything else.
(You all know that feeling.)
Soon after, in my pottery class, I met a lady who I quickly became
fast friends with. I thought she would enjoy Wraeththu
as much as I, so I loaned it to her. Well, as these things happen,
after a couple of years we lost contact. Now normaly when I loan
a book and it doesn't come home, I throw a loud thumping fit and
stomp around the house for days, but for some reason I felt comfortable
with her still having Wraeththu.
A year or so later, I felt a need to reread it, but due to my
not having a car and now living 30 miles from B & N, I had to
wait until I could find a ride. (Pre-internet.) By the time I
made it there, the Wraeththu itch was keeping me awake at night.
Unfortunately it was not in stock, so I had to order it. (I know
everyone in the store heard my teeth grinding.) I then had to
find another ride when it came in, so it was about a month from
when I first started my replacement odyssey before I again had
it in my sweaty little hands.
When I finally got curled up on the couch with my book, it was
like having an old friend there. I was so looking forward to my
adventures with Pell and Cal and Cobweb and all the others, I
was soon happily oblivious to anything else. I was about 3/4's
of the way through the book when...... I turned the page and.....
What???? Hey! I just read that! What's going on??? Ah.. Oh..
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! It's a misprint!!!! About 100 pages were reprinted,
replacing what was supposed to be there. Double AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Well, the end of the story is that as I am writing this, my perfect
copy of Wraeththu is sitting on my lap. To all that have
come to my home and asked to borrow it, I have replied, snarling
just a little: "GET YOUR OWN!!!"
Tear-Stained
by Anna Sandfield
When I was 13/14 a friend got The Enchantments of Flesh and
Spirit in a second-hand shop free with two other books he
bought. He gave it to me and I absolutely, absolutely loved it
(cried all over the thing). I started looking in bookshops but
couldn't find anything (I lived in a backwater) so I went back
to the friendly second-hand book guy and he said he could find
any book ever in print through an international book search. I
waited with baited breath but he told me Storm hadn't written
anything else so basically tough luck. I held on to that paperback
and it was my absolute favourite book.
Then I came to university in Birmingham and happened across Andromeda
and was completely elated -- they had the other two Wraeththu
and more! Storm did exist after all and so I started buying up
everything I could find. The old boyfriend made me give back the
original tear-stained one when I bought three signed Wraeththus
of my own. Then, within my first term, Storm did a signing at
Andromeda proving, further, that she definitely existed. I was
completely starstruck and a big sap but it was great and I could
tell all my friends I'd played a game of Jenga with Storm Constantine
*sighs*. At this point I'll cut it short so I don't babble on
forever but I went to that signing and I think two more and have
been very happy about it.
My Storm Story
(or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wraeththu)
by Aislinn
Hermetech was the first book of Storm's that I read, as
an angst-ridden, confused and bad poetry-writing teen. On a whim,
I picked it off the fantasy shelf in my local library. At the
time, I hated the "standard fare" fantasy and sci-fi, but I hated
the so-called young adult books even more. This however, judging
by cover alone, seemed entirely unique and exactly the "something
different" that I was looking for.
Not many writers, let alone fantasy ones, can induce me to stay
up late reading a book cover-to-cover, but with Hermetech
I did just that. Over the following weeks I read the Wraeththu
trilogy, Burying the Shadow and became more and more obsessed
with Storm's writing.
I changed high schools in my final year and suffered from being the odd-one-out or a loner. I wasn't freaky enough to hang out with the freaks, neither was I anywhere being "normal" enough to hang out with the upper echelon of the student body.
There was a girl in my art class, who was the goth-in-residence and notoriously
difficult to get on with. She sat in the back of the class, chewing
gum and reading goth zines. One day I sat next to her and saw
she was reading an interview with Storm. I casually mentioned
how I really liked her Wraeththu books. Needless to say
the goth-in-residence swallowed her gum, looked at me in shock
and from that day forth I was taken under her wing.
What appealed to me most about the Wraeththu was the androgyny.
As someone who abhorred all the commercial trappings of being
a teenage girl, neither was I keen on being a "tomboy." The Wraeththu
were a marvellous discovery. I knew exactly how Swift felt as
he was growing up. I think I developed a terrible crush on Cal
and Seel, and possibly Cobweb too. I revelled in the decadence.
I felt the same alchemical stirrings in my own body as the harlings
did in theirs. It did more for me than a shelf-full of "young
adult" books.
The most marvellous thing, though -- and I hope this doesn't
sound awfully pretentious -- was that Storm had used my own name
as one of the levels of Wraeththu. I was incredibly moved by that,
which made the books even more precious to me. My goth-in-residence
friend was terribly impressed by that and insisted on being known
as Cobweb from that day forth. (She was also impressed at my bad-poetry
and wrote some of her own that rivalled mine in sheer awfulness.)
Storm came to Sydney in April 1996. The only book of hers that
I actually owned was Stalking Tender Prey. I was having
heart palpitations in fright at the prospect of seeing face-to-face
the woman behind these wonderful books, which had become the catalyst
of so much change in my life. I half-expected her to materialise
in a puff of smoke or to be carried in on a palanquin, hidden
behind curtains of gauze and incense. What could I say that would
convey how much I loved her books?
It was the complete lack of trappings and her niceness that proved
my undoing. I was too overcome to speak and merely got my Stalking
Tender Prey inscribed and scuttled out of the building as
fast as I could. I passed girls and boys in all manner of exotic
dress and others wearing office attire, but all were clutching
well-loved copies of her books to get signed and I felt as though
we were privy to a special club.
Over the next few years, I successfully tracked all her books down, under circumstances based purely on whims or sheer coincidence:
- On a Sunday drive, passing through a suburb I never visited before, we pass
a second-hand bookshop. Stopping so I can investigate, I find
a copy of Burying the Shadow in the window, gracefully
fading in the sun.
- A discount book-store briefly opens in a vacant lot around the
corner from my home, where I purchase The Monstrous Regiment.
- Visiting my parents who live in a beach-side town, I find a hardback
Sign for the Sacred hidden amongst a box of economics textbooks.
(A university student's secret vice perhaps?)
- A friend of a friend of a friend mentions in passing to me that
another friend of a friend of a friend are selling off some their
books. I contact them and acquire a hardback 1st edition Enchantments
for a very modest sum. I am almost embarrassed by the ease in
which I found all of her books.
Nearly ten years later, on a whim, I bring Enchantments
with me on the train to re-read again. I have come full circle.